The Federation of The way way Nation is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 198 million way way Nationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 9.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The way way Nationian economy, worth 9.65 trillion Oculuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,753 Oculuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Leader", the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on way way Nationian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The way way Nation's national animal is the The dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The way way Nation is ranked 127,585^th in the world and 2,790^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 12.6 flags saluted per person per day.